Open Water

Some user on the Internet Movie Database left an interesting comment on the message board for the movie Open Water. A movie that had a great simple premise, especially from an indie film no budget point of view, but it's shot on digital video and I wish it had been film! I also wanted it to be about ten minutes longer so we could have learned more about the characters. If you haven't seen the movie I suggest you don't read any further.

It's about a couple who get stranded in the middle of the ocean when their diving boat leaves them behind. In the movie the woman doesn't give the husband any nookie the night before their diving trip. And then at the end of the movie the husband dies. Anyways, this poster said the guy didn't die by shark attack, he died from LOP...Lack of Pussy.

Huh. If that's the case than that user's a dead man.