Getting Laid

Well, I've laid three chicks in the last couple weeks.

Starting with a nice MILF in her early 50's. She has kept herself in very good shape. She invited me over to her house after we chatted briefly over the internet and on the phone.

It was a two hour drive to get to her in Santa Barbara but it was worth it. We had a glass of wine, wandered into her bedroom. I sat on her bed and gently pulled her to me.

We kissed open mouth, passionately, hungrily. She was very responsive, highly orgasmic. She told me how in the 70's one of her ex's was heavy into swing parties at his place. And how he got drunk and passed her around to five men one night, she said it was strangely pleasurable.

We fucked twice, long and hard for a couple hours. It was nice, warm. I haven't seen her since. She's too far away.

Got drunk a couple nights later and finally hooked up with a hot 24 year old. I came to her house late at night and asked her to goto a hotel. She was a beautiful African girl -- very mixed ethnically. The hotel room was a bit trashy but kinda cool. Mirrors on the ceiling and walls.

She had never ridden a man's cock before so her being on top was a first for her. She loved it, grinding on it. I called her a little freak and she loved it. I bit her ass, really hard. I told her how much I loved her fleshy ass. Hopefully I will see her again. She was harder to make come though.

Days later I fucked a woman, blonde in her 40's. She was highly orgasmic. Maybe the older ones respond better to me. She called and I asked if she could come to my place. She had never done that before (or so she said). We talked for less than five minutes after she arrived and I kissed her. It got hot and heavy and soon I had her on the bed, buck ass naked, fucking her hard. First her on top, then me on top of her, giving her hard, deep thrusts of my cock. She was going nuts, coming like crazy, loving it. I finally came banging her on all fours, slapping against her ass.

I've seen her twice since and we've banged non stop basically. She just comes over and wham bang slam bang wang dang!

It's great to be a heterosexual man. I still feel lonely and unhappy sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. My six days a week job is getting to me. The film didn't get into Sundance. But there are 29 more festivals I entered it in to go.

And I'm depressed that I can't get started on the rewrites for the stuff I wanna reshoot for the film. Damnit. But I finally made progress on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I was stuck on some flying missions that were impossible. But I beat them.

So maybe now I can do anything. I want more sex. More money. More happiness. Double happiness.